Favorite Movie Quotes thread
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Favorite Movie Quotes thread
Ok me first of course...
***From Dumb and Dumber (Since FagADaYear couldn't figure this out)
"That's a lovely accent you have there...New Jersey?
Austria.
Austria? Well...g'day mate? Let's put another shrimp on the barbee."
"According to the map we've only gone about four inches. You know I don't think we have enough gas money."
"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Harry, I took care of it."
You've had that extra pair of gloves, this whole time?
Well, yea, we're in the Rockies"
"Woah, look at the butt on that.
Yea, he must work out"
"We need 2 oil boys to rub us down before every event.
You're in luck...there's a town about 2 miles that way and I'm sure you can find 2 guys there.
YOU IDIOT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?!? HEY(yells at bus full of girls) WAIT!!
You'll have to excuse my friend...he's a little slow....the town is THAT way."
*** Dumb and Dumber ***
***From Full Metal Jacket***
Drill Sergeant: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Sergeant: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked **** that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Holy dog ****! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would **** a person in the *** and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
***Full Metal Jacket***
***Happy Gilmore***
"I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!
You eat pieces of **** for breakfast???
NO."
"The price is wrong BITCH!"
***Happy Gilmore***
***From Dumb and Dumber (Since FagADaYear couldn't figure this out)
"That's a lovely accent you have there...New Jersey?
Austria.
Austria? Well...g'day mate? Let's put another shrimp on the barbee."
"According to the map we've only gone about four inches. You know I don't think we have enough gas money."
"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Harry, I took care of it."
You've had that extra pair of gloves, this whole time?
Well, yea, we're in the Rockies"
"Woah, look at the butt on that.
Yea, he must work out"
"We need 2 oil boys to rub us down before every event.
You're in luck...there's a town about 2 miles that way and I'm sure you can find 2 guys there.
YOU IDIOT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?!? HEY(yells at bus full of girls) WAIT!!
You'll have to excuse my friend...he's a little slow....the town is THAT way."
*** Dumb and Dumber ***
***From Full Metal Jacket***
Drill Sergeant: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Sergeant: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked **** that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's *** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Holy dog ****! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Sergeant: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would **** a person in the *** and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
***Full Metal Jacket***
***Happy Gilmore***
"I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!
You eat pieces of **** for breakfast???
NO."
"The price is wrong BITCH!"
***Happy Gilmore***
10-23-2003, 07:57 PM
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes thread
Dazed and Confused when Wooderson is talking about his 454 SS Chevelle:
Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ******' muscle.
Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ******' muscle.
10-23-2003, 08:03 PM
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes thread
Hrm...what is a good one... (sorry about thinking aloud)
Wayne's World... going to the Gasworks at night ----->
Wayne: "hey who's playin?"
Bouncer (Meatloaf): "Let's see we got the Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beatles"
Wayne: "The Shitty Beatles, are they any good?"
Bouncer: "Nah, they suck!"
Wayne: "oh so it's not just a clever name?"
Together: "hahaha, party on"
HAHAHA
Wayne's World... going to the Gasworks at night ----->
Wayne: "hey who's playin?"
Bouncer (Meatloaf): "Let's see we got the Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beatles"
Wayne: "The Shitty Beatles, are they any good?"
Bouncer: "Nah, they suck!"
Wayne: "oh so it's not just a clever name?"
Together: "hahaha, party on"
HAHAHA
10-23-2003, 08:16 PM
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes thread
My dad would yell from shore, QUIT PLAYIN WITH YOUR DINGI,I am gonna miss him.
Your brain has a thick candy shell.
Did you eat paint chips as a child?
Why didn't you call? I Did call. Yeah what number? 4326139er. Huh you were trailing off a little and did I catch a 9er in there. What were you calling from walkie talkie? Ya know what, don't, not now not ever.
Damn I love that movie, (mudz5.3)
Your brain has a thick candy shell.
Did you eat paint chips as a child?
Why didn't you call? I Did call. Yeah what number? 4326139er. Huh you were trailing off a little and did I catch a 9er in there. What were you calling from walkie talkie? Ya know what, don't, not now not ever.
Damn I love that movie, (mudz5.3)
10-23-2003, 08:23 PM
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes thread
"Bring out your dead"
"How much?"
"9 Pence"
OK, heres your 9 pence."
"I'm not quite dead yet"
What?"
"Oh, nothing."
Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail
"How much?"
"9 Pence"
OK, heres your 9 pence."
"I'm not quite dead yet"
What?"
"Oh, nothing."
Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail
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10-23-2003, 08:31 PM
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes thread
"Say hello to my little friend" -Scarface
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my *****, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" -Scarface
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny Davis: That's it? Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, *****. -Half Baked
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my *****, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" -Scarface
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny Davis: That's it? Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, *****. -Half Baked
10-23-2003, 09:55 PM
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