BADMOFO

A guy comes home drunk and passes out on the sofa. The next afternoon when he wakes up, he goes into the bathroom to take a leak and he notices two rings around his Johnson, a red ring and a brown ring. He becomes worried and goes to the doctor to be checked out. After running a few tests, the doctor re-enters the room with the verdict. Well, the doctor says, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the red ring is lipstick.....and the bad news is that the brown ring is chewing tobacco!

drkblusierra

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bahahaha good joke!

1slow5.3

Haaaaa....Thats not Right.....

KeukaZ71

so, maybe the girl chews. lol. i used to date a girl that did.

good joke though. i'll be telling that one

drkblusierra

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yeah my girlfriend's cousin chews, pretty damn hot too.

Joker79

KeukaZ71

ya, this one was pretty good looking too. i've seen hot girls try it before. it is pretty funny to watch, especially after they had a few beers. they get pretty dissy

GoldenVelvet

I was at a bar talking to a girl who I noticed was chewing but I didnt notice her spitting.........

KeukaZ71

wow, if she can swallow chew, imagine what else she swallows. sorry, had to say it. have a feeling this comment will get this thread shut down

Joker79

hey, hey, hey....