Sorry in advance for this, i was a little frustrated:

Now that i have everyones attention let me tell you how you learn to speak 7 different tongues in under an hour. Its called the throttle body bypass. And before everyone gives me heck about it, yes i know it does not really gain anything measureable but im trying to learn more about my truck and do as much little stuff as i can. Lets see, where to start...oh yeah make sure theres a 4yr old around cuz thats what size hands you need, look through all your tools to find the ones that look the most useless...cuz theyll work, might try putting a blanket over that hood latch your laying on, after an hour it leaves a very distinct impression. Do not pull so hard on the hose that when it comes off you knock coolant into your eyes. When it starts gettin dark youll feel better if your underhood light doesnt have a short and keep coming on and off at its convenience(sometimes helps to smack that around a little bit), remember how you got the intake off cuz its large ******* gets in the way when you put it back on. Ok, think im through letting everyone know how dumb i am. thanks for listening

 

lol, sounds like you had fun

 

thats some funny ****

 

Wow... talk about disfunctional! I think it took me about 2 minutes to do my TB bypass mod..... Maybe you should think about paying people to mod your truck

 

Holy crap that is funny.

 

Glad to see someone else can appreciate that good ol' feeling of a hood latch into the stomach!
Ryan

 

im a little taller, so when i lean forward over the front end, it hits my gonads! ouchy!

 

Uhhhh, SHAQ is that you?

 

Hahahaha.

 

its not really an excuse but i was trying to go slow so that i didnt mess anything up. the hoses were really hard to get off. glad some people enjoyed it though. i'll keep yall up to date on my future adventures