Slowverado

wookie of a man...hahaha, still love that one. i showed my boss this post today when he was bitching at me in the office at work. he was laughing by the end of it and forgot all about chewing my ***.

Matt

crazyidiot4.8

when red2k gets old he's gunna be like the old man that i ran across last week.

on my way home, doing about 35 in a 70 on the interstate cuz of rush hour. traffic finally begins to clear as we get out of BR but low and behold, these two ignorant ladies in front of me are both doing 45 right next to each other blocking both lanes of traffic from reaching the so desired speed limit. out of nowhere the old man in an old ford comes flying up the shoulder, wips around the two ladies. he gets into the left lane and gradually slows down to a complete stop. at this point i'm thinking gramps has finally went off his rocker. to my suprise the old man get out of his truck, points at the lady in her corolla then points at the right lane and screams "get out of the FAST lane!" at first she just sits there and looks at him. this is when he puts his hands on his hips, begins tapping his foot and says "i can wait all day" she finally got over and he got back in his truck and everyone went on about their way. when i passed the old man i gave him a big thumbs up.

<img border="0" alt="[shoot]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_guns.gif" /> that old lady
<img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[worship]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_hail.gif" /> that old man

<small>[ April 09, 2003, 12:37 AM: Message edited by: crazyidiot4.8 ]</small>

RED2K

Yeah I had a cross burned in my yard last night. I wonder if the damn wookie had something to do with it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> You know I have a Diablo sticker on my back glass with my buddies shop name and number on it and I wonder if he saw the little devil on it and that is what set him off. <img border="0" alt="[evil]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_devil.gif" />

RED2K

Yeah it is worth 25 rwhp. It has my buddies shop name and number on it. I think it is worth it if I only have to pay cost on all my parts.

crazyidiot4.8

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by RED2K:
<strong> Yeah it is worth 25 rwhp. It has my buddies shop name and number on it. I think it is worth it if I only have to pay cost on all my parts. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">sign me up! i'll put it next to my ls1tech sticker. the two stickers combined should knock about .3 off my 1/4 time <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />

pushtheextreme

man i feel your pain. i hate it when incredibly slow drivers hold up traffic. esp. when it's a four lane road (two in each direction), and two very slow people get next to each other.

reminds me of a time when i was driving on a road with two lanes going in both directions, seperated by a median. so these two guy get next to each other and just drive slow as hell. and, worse yet, it's not as if they're going to race, they simply go below the speed limit (25 in a 35), and they're doing it for miles on end, no kidding. so i keep changing lanes (you know the maneuver, you see one person slightly speed up so you change to their lane, they slow down, you change lanes again...the Office Space maneuver ;P) so anyway, these two older gentelement in their 40's are pulling this crap with me. so i began to tell one was blissfully ignorant, while the other was just trying to **** me off. so, i get right behind him and ride his little isuzu rodeo ***, so he starts to pound the breaks every hundred feet in hopes i'll rear-end him. finally, i figure if i try to be civil, drive respectable, and still the guy in front of me is just trying to **** me off, then resorts to brake stands, i'll play his game. i just backed off about 15ft or so, slowed down to his speed, hi the brights, and clicked on the 150Watt KC Daylighters. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> I think he got my point. He kept his position for about 30seconds before he couldn't handle the lights anymore, and moved over.

pushtheextreme

btw, if that guy pissed you off enough to post about it here, then you'll certainly enjoy this site: http://www.doggiesnot.com/


lol

crazyidiot4.8

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by RED2K:
<strong> You know I have a Diablo sticker on my back glass </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">so that's why you got so much power from yur diablo! you have to tell us things like this, ricer

454SuperSport

some old lady pulled that same crap with me earlier tonight! i was coming back to town after putting the whipple on (still had the big boxes in the back) and i get behind this old woman doin about 50 in a 55 and i was cruizing about 70 listening to the whistle. i slowed down and went out to pass and she friggin stomped it. i saw black smoke come out the tailpipe and that bad *** 80ish toyota sat down and started movin! i just grinned and stomped the beast to the floor(for future reference, no more stomping when the roads are wet) well, it hit second, started burnin the tires and i went by that old fart sideways. all i could hear was a loud whine, 2 chamber flows bouncin on the rev limiter, and the screaching yoko's. i think the old woman had a heart attack or something cause she did some kinda panic braking and i kept on my merry way. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> i know she had to **** her pants when i went by her at about 60ish just <img border="0" alt="[burn out]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_burnout.gif" /> all sideways. <img border="0" alt="[worship]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_hail.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[worship]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_hail.gif" /> the boost.