Well, the guy tells my roommate he's ready for everybody. My truck is DOA, so Bondo steps up and texts the guy. The guy comes back all hard and crap, yet he tells us he "sold the car". The guy talks more ****, and eventually starts talking about "fighting at the watertower, blah blah, blah". Only problem is, there is 8 of us at my house cooking burgers and drinking cold beer. What the hell do you think is going to happen when someone mentions fight with that many guys over there? We wanna see some action, so we all pile up and head to the watertower. No one is there, so we decide to make it worse and go to this **** talkers house.

When we pull into the drive, guess what we see? The mustang in the carport that he had "sold". We get out and the guy pulls up in another car. He had went to get one of his buddies, thinking only Bondo was coming out there. Now instead of there 2 to 1, we're rolling 8 deep to their 2. Guess what.....time for him to eat a slice of humble pie. He's "blah, blah, blahing at the mouth, so we ask him if he wants to fight Eli. He says we're going to jump him when he starts. I think we would have already jumped on him if we were planning to take this form of action.

Fast forward to him shaking in his panties. His buddy is trying to be everyone's friend and wants no part of the action. Guess who shows up next.....Dr. Emmett Brown from back to the future(actually its the dude's dad but showed an uncanny resemblance to the doc of the future). He's spitting out some sort of jibberish we can only hope was partial english. He's got his hand in his jacket pocket and a grip of a gun can be seen(looks like a .22). He's yelling at everyone to leave, yet no one is moving. There are tears in his eyes and his voice is shaky. We finally have enough of this mentally challenged bug eyed freak show, so as we're loading up, the mustang guy starts talking more ****. He is one HARD MOTHER ****** to call out his dad to bail him out of the trouble his **** talking has gotten him into. BTW....this guy has two kids, a wife, and a nice potbelly.

So, as we're pulling off, we're yelling,"Thanks daddy...blah,blah" and continue on our way....laughing our asses off.

Cliffnotes for you guys....

1.Mustang guy went from wanting to race to wanting to fight
2. Talks **** when 8 guys are together eating/drinking cold beer
3. Guy tries to team up with another buddy of his to take out Bondo.....we roll over there 8 deep
4.His buddy wants no part of the action, he eats humble pie, making excuses
5. Dudes crazy bugeyed daddy comes over with a .22 and spits jibberish through his toothless mouth. No one backs down and he about pisses himself
6. Everyone starts to leave and guy starts talking more ****
7. Guy is hardcore for being a 20-something loser that talks **** to everyone, only to call his daddy to come bail him out of trouble.
8. We go home for punch and pie.

 

Oh, yeah...People in attendance to last nights Back to the Future entertainment from this board were.....

1. Slowprocess
2.Bondo
3.$thenewguy$
4.Greyghost4x4
5.CrowsCamaro
6.RuthleSS M6

2 other buddies of ours. The guys wife wanted to kick my girlfriends *** because she was in the truck with us. Only problem is she's due to have a baby.........last week. Maybe that's what is wrong with that whole family. They fight pregnant and get brain damage early. Besides....my girlfriend isn't trash like this girl and wouldn't fight for any reason.

 

Thats some funny **** the dudes wife wanted to fight pregnant some REAALLLL smart people over there

 

Sounds like if you would have hung out any longer GRANDMA would have come out the trailer and kicked some ***!!!!!

 

I thought I did see Granny looking out the window holding her splatter pole!!!! What a douche family!

 

Granny would have kung fued all you bastards. Damn why doesnt anything fun ever happen in Baton Rouge

 

haha damn... slow you explained it so good and the better part is all this **** is true and it was so much fun! hahaha i love some good ole redneck **** talkin

 

hahaha... what makes it even better these people were some sure nuff down home **** talkin toothless baby havin REDNECKS

nothing like burgers and beer

 

I swear to god dude's dad WAS "freak show" (wrecker driver) off Harold and Kumar go to White Castle , only difference was he didn't have a fine a$$ wife


the only thing missing was the mullet!!!!!


I wish i thought to turn my camera on, we could've atleast had some audio.

Next time i'll remember, because i'm sure this is not over

 

Wow. Stuff like that usually turns out ugly in CA.