david letterman in trouble with nascar
04-30-2008, 12:26 PM
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david letterman in trouble with nascar
i got this off another forum and thought it was funny. nobody take it wrong haha.
David Letterman in Trouble.....
Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from the NAACP.
Al Sharpton and the Jesse Jackson will go nuts!!!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways!
David Letterman in Trouble.....
Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from the NAACP.
Al Sharpton and the Jesse Jackson will go nuts!!!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways!
04-30-2008, 02:20 PM
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What I dont get is if a black guy would say that stuff about white people it would be no big deal, but the other way around and hes in hot water. Whats the point of having a sterotype if nobody mocks you for it?
04-30-2008, 02:36 PM
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but its true. And Im not racist. But simple point, and like Dave Chappelle says " get over it man... Seriously, how many times have you been to Africa, the mother land? when was the last time u were a slave?"--total paraphrase and I butchered it I know. But seriously
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04-30-2008, 02:44 PM
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Those are hilarious and I don't think letterman gives a crap if Sharpton and Jackson get their panties in a wad. Plus why would Nascar care considering a good majority of their fans are racist hillbillies anyway? 
