Confucius say
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Confucius say
Confucius Say:
> >
> > Virginity like balloon, one *****, all gone.
> >
> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> >
> > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> >
> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> >
> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
> > wife upright organ.
> >
> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> >
> > Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
> >
> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> >
> > Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.
> >
> > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to it.
> >
> > War does not determine who is right, war determine
> > who is left..
> >
> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
> > cat house.
> >
> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
> > night.
> >
> > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
> > fill it.
> >
> > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> >
> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> >
> > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
> >
> > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
> >
> > Virginity like balloon, one *****, all gone.
> >
> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> >
> > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> >
> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> >
> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
> > wife upright organ.
> >
> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> >
> > Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
> >
> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> >
> > Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.
> >
> > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to it.
> >
> > War does not determine who is right, war determine
> > who is left..
> >
> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
> > cat house.
> >
> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
> > night.
> >
> > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
> > fill it.
> >
> > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> >
> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> >
> > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
> >
> > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Last edited by Breeze; 12-19-2007 at 08:06 AM.
Those are all great but, the midget one is fantastic. 
