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Old 03-01-2009, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by larsy87
I woke up in a strange apartment, beside a 68 year old woman. I checked her drivers license. She made me breakfast but didn't tell what, if anything, happened the night before.
"You no want breakfast?"

(from Happy Gilmore)

I can't believe you just admitted to that!
Old 03-01-2009, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by vanillagorilla
"You no want breakfast?"

(from Happy Gilmore)

I can't believe you just admitted to that!

She wasn't asian..that would have been sweet...2 birds, one stone.

I don't care, lol...it's just my edentity.
Old 03-01-2009, 08:52 PM
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Dancing can be great. Around here, all there seems to be are fugly guys and wannabes that have no iota what rythm is.
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Originally Posted by larsy87
I don't go out mainly to "dance" (not poking fun or anything) but when I do I usually end up asking ladies to dance. Where I'm from, "real country boys" aren't that common. So I used to walk in there with my wranglers, Justins, JD hat and whatever plaid shirt I have on I get stared at. Hard.

And every point you made is true, drunk girls can't dance, wallflowers need to GTFO, and fat girls need to follow suit. Chicken Fried is also an amazing song I can line dance with a ferocity. I know I'd get owned down in Texas, but I can rip it pretty well up here, and naturally, that turns the ladies on.

But the hard part for me is trying to weed out the non drunk, non retarded, decent dancers to have fun with. I don't show up looking for girlfriends but if I can get a date or two out of it and have some fun it's usually worth it. 9/10 times the chick is just someone who's wasted and wants to dance with the "dancing cowboy".

I wish I lived in Austin, then I'd feel like I'd fit in
Sounds like you need to move a few miles south
Old 03-02-2009, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 1slow01Z71
Sounds like you need to move a few miles south
i was down in SA for a week last year and I WAS IN HEAVEN. If only America was similar to Canada politically.
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Originally Posted by larsy87
i was down in SA for a week last year and I WAS IN HEAVEN. If only America was similar to Canada politically.
LOL! I don't think Texas and Canadian politics would mix very well.
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Originally Posted by TurboGibbs
LOL! I don't think Texas and Canadian politics would mix very well.
Um yeah lars in that case I think you may be best suited to stay up there, TX and canadian politics are just a little different.
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I know but the musics the same, the clothes is the same, the beer is not as good and the woman are more trusting. Sign me up! who wants a boarder? hmm? hmm?
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I don't dance cause I have no rthym, i am jealous of people that can.... My fiance thinks she can teach me for our wedding... Looks like i will be taking some dancing lessons here pretty soon... Sucks to be me....
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Originally Posted by larsy87
I know but the musics the same, the clothes is the same, the beer is not as good and the woman are more trusting. Sign me up! who wants a boarder? hmm? hmm?
Canada...from what I understand, it's pretty nice to visit up there about 2 months out of the year.

I've been to Traverse City, Michigan in August and I considered that close enough. That still daylight at 10 pm was messed up for me.



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