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Old 02-16-2006, 07:47 AM
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup *****! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely ***** if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."
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Old 02-16-2006, 08:51 AM
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I heard that joke a while back but forgot about it. Good one.
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i dont get it.. come on... finish the joke

jk. good one.
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Hickory Dicktory....
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Hahahaha
Old 02-17-2006, 01:49 AM
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Thats some good **** I wonder if it was one of those "I'll show you mine if you'll show me your's" situations after that
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Bwahahaha

Does it work... just curious
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