Knights of the Round Table joke(Semi-NSFW)
09-22-2007, 01:15 PM
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Knights of the Round Table joke(Semi-NSFW)
Round Table
King Arthur has a beautiful wife. The problem is, the knights of the round table keep ******** her. He goes to Merlin, and explains the situation. Merlin says, "I've got just the thing." He pulls a out pair of metal knickers, with a hole in the bottom. Arthur says, "They're no good." But Merlin puts his wand through the hole, and a blade appears and chops his wand in half. Arthur takes them, and padlocks them to his wife. He goes away for a fortnight.
When he returns he lines up all his knights and tells them to drop their pants. All of the knights except one have half their dick lopped off. Arthur said, "You have disgraced the knights of the round table, Go away, and may I never see you again." He comes to the remaining knight Sir Lancelot and says, "For your loyalty, I will give you half of my empire. Lancelot said, "Fank you thirr."
King Arthur has a beautiful wife. The problem is, the knights of the round table keep ******** her. He goes to Merlin, and explains the situation. Merlin says, "I've got just the thing." He pulls a out pair of metal knickers, with a hole in the bottom. Arthur says, "They're no good." But Merlin puts his wand through the hole, and a blade appears and chops his wand in half. Arthur takes them, and padlocks them to his wife. He goes away for a fortnight.
When he returns he lines up all his knights and tells them to drop their pants. All of the knights except one have half their dick lopped off. Arthur said, "You have disgraced the knights of the round table, Go away, and may I never see you again." He comes to the remaining knight Sir Lancelot and says, "For your loyalty, I will give you half of my empire. Lancelot said, "Fank you thirr."
09-23-2007, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by RandomHero
That is pretty funny. I remember telling that one in the 7th grade. Good joke none the less though.
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09-23-2007, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by 1slow01Z71
Mark, in 7th grade you didnt even know how to have sex or what you would use your tongue for down there. Everybody cant be as cool as you.
haha i remember this one....
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