Listen to the BS this dodge guy told me...
02-12-2009 | 02:11 PM
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Listen to the BS this dodge guy told me...
Heres a little background on it, this truck is like an 04 dodge ram 1500 4.7 QUAD CAB ram.
Well I meet up with a guy that I knew at a car meet last night, and he said his friend had a fast ram, that beats lightnings and stuff. So i decided to talk to him and see this truck.
He pulls it up and I'm surprized that its a quad cab, and asked him what he had done to it. Well he said he rebuilt the motor after 50,000 miles and he bored it out, put high compression pistons, and put an edlebroc cam in it (didnt know the specs, of course). Well I told him to pop the hood, where I saw a 4.7 emblem, with a stock air intake, no headers, no nothing. I start getting real skeptical but didnt wanna be rude. I asked him if he had track times, which he said it runs 10s, but that was before his super chips
. He must be beating lightnings now haha. Then he proceeds to tell me that it pulls the front wheels off the ground when hes not running with the 20s 
So I ask him if he wants to race ( so i can rape his lying ******* dodge ***
), but he tells me "something is wrong with his radiator" and that he has to put ice in the coolant resevoir to keep the hose from busting off and cracking his heads. I got him to rev it up though, and it sounded like it just had a muffler. I told him to fix it so we could race next time. Should be fun 
Well I meet up with a guy that I knew at a car meet last night, and he said his friend had a fast ram, that beats lightnings and stuff. So i decided to talk to him and see this truck.
He pulls it up and I'm surprized that its a quad cab, and asked him what he had done to it. Well he said he rebuilt the motor after 50,000 miles and he bored it out, put high compression pistons, and put an edlebroc cam in it (didnt know the specs, of course). Well I told him to pop the hood, where I saw a 4.7 emblem, with a stock air intake, no headers, no nothing. I start getting real skeptical but didnt wanna be rude. I asked him if he had track times, which he said it runs 10s, but that was before his super chips
. He must be beating lightnings now haha. Then he proceeds to tell me that it pulls the front wheels off the ground when hes not running with the 20s So I ask him if he wants to race ( so i can rape his lying ******* dodge ***
), but he tells me "something is wrong with his radiator" and that he has to put ice in the coolant resevoir to keep the hose from busting off and cracking his heads. I got him to rev it up though, and it sounded like it just had a muffler. I told him to fix it so we could race next time. Should be fun
02-12-2009 | 02:36 PM
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The speed shop I used to work at we tuned a guys bone stock 04 Z06 and sent him on his way. A few weeks later he is at a car show and runs into another one of our customers and proceeds to tell him that we built him a 427 NA motor that runs mid 8s with a 6 speed. The customer stops by and tells me this story and just for fun I call up the Z06 owner and tell him he had a open invoice for the 427 motor we put in his car and he needed to pay up.
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02-12-2009 | 03:25 PM
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You guys are just jealous that you can't bore your engine, put some compression in it, and a cam then go run 10's......That's why GOD name the 4.7 best engine he has ever bestowed upon us. Don't you guys get CAR & BIBLE magazine?
