maynot matter but

USN
AO
E-1
time in 1 month(hence the rank)
got discharged they found out at bootcamp that i had scolicos(curves in spine) i had 3 curves 1. 24 degrees off 2. 17 degrees off 3. 10 degrees off
general discharge under honorable conditions

 

US Army
E-6/SSG
11 years
63B - Wheel Vehicle Mechanic
I am a Motor Sergeant on Fort Hood...on my way to APG to be an instructor at BNCOC.

Lot's of stories...no time right now. Maybe later.

 

off topic.


If anyone is getting out and needs a career, look up Bradley Morris. They are a free service, and are top notch. They only deal with military and are all prior service members. They just got me a job for a 100k+.

 

USAF
13+ years
TSgt (E-6)
1T1X1 Aircrew Life Support

Stories, I dont know where to start. I've been in Special Operations my entire career. The aircrew in these types of jobs are a little different. I've been in 2 international incidents if that helps, LOL!
One was flying over the Egyptian presidents super secret summer home on accident. The other was trying to roll a 60" bigscreen out of the Kuwait airport terminal onto out MH-53 helicopter and getting caught halfway up the ramp.
I wont even get into the strip club stories.

 

USA
SFC/E-7
8 years this September
18B, SF Weapons Sergeant

got a few that are f-d up. throwing Jamican Pork Chop MREs and "bottled" water to the Iraqi kids

 

DAMN!!! good job eric!!!! that new truck is gonna be sweet here pretty soon.

me....AD2(AW)....jet engine mechanic on the good ol EA-6B PROWLER....bout to hit 5 yrs and leaving on deployment here again next week.....stories?....oh yea got some good ones.....

 

Ok, back when I was a Lance Criminal, I was on a west pac, stopped in Thailand (phuket) for a week. Got tired of all the bars, so on the second to last day, before we left, me and two other jars found a convenience store that had liquor and CORONA. I was in heaven. So I bought all 15 coronas that they had, a small garbage can and the other guys bought little bottles of whatever. So we go to the beach, commence to getting loaded, all day just boozin, looking at the european *******, that kinda thing. Well, Im now down to 1 beer, its about 5pm(i think) and I just put shoes on and I gotta ****, BAD. can't go in the water, shoes are on, and its too hard to take them off, now I have a major problem on my hands. So, I follow the fantastic advice of one of the other drunks that was there, JD, and go to the waters edge. Attempted to dig a whole, with my foot (wet sand, I really just scuffed the surface) and started pissing at the waters edge. Well, not normally a big problem, except that there is an Marine walking down the beach. Can't stop now. Im still pissing, he stands right next to me, and asks me what Im doing??? I look at him, at my dick, still pissing, back at him, "im pissing". He asked what boat Im on "Im on vacation", whats your name? (no ****, this is thinking on your feet) "john smith". Hey, thats what 15 coronas gets you.

Turns out, he was a Major, on one of the boats we pumped with (not mine thank god). My drunk friend, (the one who told me to **** there in the first place) came over and bailed me out, said we were going back to the boat (really to the Banana Club).

I was sweating that one for about 2 weeks.

Thats probably the dumbest thing, although there was others...

 

USAF
E-5/SSgt
11 yrs
3E271- Heavy Equipment Operator

 

US Army
1st Lieutenant
Primary Branch - Armor
Secondary Branch - Infantry
6 years time in service

2 yrs Prior Enlisted Service
SPC / E-4
19K - Tank Crewman

Still on Active Duty

OIF II / III - 3-112th CAV

 

82nd Airborne
4 years
E-5
Tow Gunner