my boy keeps dropping a duece
10-24-2008, 09:05 AM
#11
I have dealt with it without laughing. It's not easy. They do other **** they shouldn't that is hysterically funny but you can't laugh. My wife sucks at it. She laughs everytime.
Sounds like you have a lightning ******* on your hands. Get one of the mini potties. Or you could just always make mommy do it since she seems to not have any problems. LOL That's actually probably good advice as long as you guys can handle it between yourselves. You and her not getting upset or unbalancing the relationship. maybe you take one of her other duties during the next 30 days. It's just a phase anyway, if he is only doing it to you, then maybe the next 30 days will kill it if she is the only one doing it.
And yess, I am laughing at you. shitballs and gagging by somebody else makes me laugh. Laughter after all is best when caused by misery of others.
Sounds like you have a lightning ******* on your hands. Get one of the mini potties. Or you could just always make mommy do it since she seems to not have any problems. LOL That's actually probably good advice as long as you guys can handle it between yourselves. You and her not getting upset or unbalancing the relationship. maybe you take one of her other duties during the next 30 days. It's just a phase anyway, if he is only doing it to you, then maybe the next 30 days will kill it if she is the only one doing it.
And yess, I am laughing at you. shitballs and gagging by somebody else makes me laugh. Laughter after all is best when caused by misery of others.
10-24-2008, 09:08 AM
#12
i bet he couldnt witness this without laughing. i would put money on it. the boy is just too funny..
but seriously, this has to stop. i nearly throw up every time picking up the little shitballs with toilet paper.
wow. i am laughing at this while i type it. ridiculous!
but seriously, this has to stop. i nearly throw up every time picking up the little shitballs with toilet paper.
wow. i am laughing at this while i type it. ridiculous!
This is my youngest...I promise you, I know what you mean.
man that is amazing. i have no advice but im in tears over here!
10-24-2008, 09:41 AM
#16
I have dealt with it without laughing. It's not easy. They do other **** they shouldn't that is hysterically funny but you can't laugh. My wife sucks at it. She laughs everytime.
Sounds like you have a lightning ******* on your hands. Get one of the mini potties. Or you could just always make mommy do it since she seems to not have any problems. LOL That's actually probably good advice as long as you guys can handle it between yourselves. You and her not getting upset or unbalancing the relationship. maybe you take one of her other duties during the next 30 days. It's just a phase anyway, if he is only doing it to you, then maybe the next 30 days will kill it if she is the only one doing it.
And yess, I am laughing at you. shitballs and gagging by somebody else makes me laugh. Laughter after all is best when caused by misery of others.
Sounds like you have a lightning ******* on your hands. Get one of the mini potties. Or you could just always make mommy do it since she seems to not have any problems. LOL That's actually probably good advice as long as you guys can handle it between yourselves. You and her not getting upset or unbalancing the relationship. maybe you take one of her other duties during the next 30 days. It's just a phase anyway, if he is only doing it to you, then maybe the next 30 days will kill it if she is the only one doing it.
And yess, I am laughing at you. shitballs and gagging by somebody else makes me laugh. Laughter after all is best when caused by misery of others.
i like your sons hat! i think i have a few of those in the cabinet.
10-24-2008, 10:52 AM
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in the bath tub
damnit! i cant figure out what the deal is, i feel like he is ******* with me cause he knows that i have to clean up his pooh.
i give him a shower with me, he is 14 months old... anways, i bathe, then i bathe him, i get out and dry off... and right before i get him out of the tub, he drops a duece right there. plop!
then he starts smiling and laughing at me. like "ha ha ************" LOL
little terd!@ i dont know why he waits til he is absolutely clean and the tub is clean to take a ****.. he always stomps around in it while he is hysterically laughing.
its funny as hell, until i remember that i have to give him another bath and scoop the terds out of there.
any suggestions from the rest of the dads in here? i cant figure this dude out.. is he just ******* with me or what?
damnit! i cant figure out what the deal is, i feel like he is ******* with me cause he knows that i have to clean up his pooh.
i give him a shower with me, he is 14 months old... anways, i bathe, then i bathe him, i get out and dry off... and right before i get him out of the tub, he drops a duece right there. plop!
then he starts smiling and laughing at me. like "ha ha ************" LOL
little terd!@ i dont know why he waits til he is absolutely clean and the tub is clean to take a ****.. he always stomps around in it while he is hysterically laughing.
its funny as hell, until i remember that i have to give him another bath and scoop the terds out of there.
any suggestions from the rest of the dads in here? i cant figure this dude out.. is he just ******* with me or what?
I have dealt with it without laughing. It's not easy. They do other **** they shouldn't that is hysterically funny but you can't laugh. My wife sucks at it. She laughs everytime.
Sounds like you have a lightning ******* on your hands. Get one of the mini potties. Or you could just always make mommy do it since she seems to not have any problems. LOL That's actually probably good advice as long as you guys can handle it between yourselves. You and her not getting upset or unbalancing the relationship. maybe you take one of her other duties during the next 30 days. It's just a phase anyway, if he is only doing it to you, then maybe the next 30 days will kill it if she is the only one doing it.
And yess, I am laughing at you. shitballs and gagging by somebody else makes me laugh. Laughter after all is best when caused by misery of others.
Sounds like you have a lightning ******* on your hands. Get one of the mini potties. Or you could just always make mommy do it since she seems to not have any problems. LOL That's actually probably good advice as long as you guys can handle it between yourselves. You and her not getting upset or unbalancing the relationship. maybe you take one of her other duties during the next 30 days. It's just a phase anyway, if he is only doing it to you, then maybe the next 30 days will kill it if she is the only one doing it.
And yess, I am laughing at you. shitballs and gagging by somebody else makes me laugh. Laughter after all is best when caused by misery of others.
From the sound of things, your wife is the enforcer. Am I right? If so that could be your problem. It's not that he's "*******" with you, he just think's everything is a game with you especially if your laughing. As advised in previous posts, try being more serious...As Dewy mentioned, there should be no spanking for dropping the duece but what about "timeout" but let it be known that its for dropping one in the tub and not just for letting it rip.
Good luck! From the looks of things, its gonna be a while before he cleans up his act. Hopefully the phase will pass quickly.