Goose33

A guy test drove my SS and said his old LT1 would do low 10s and it was heads and cam car would do mid 9s with 150 shot.

I said 1/4 mile?

He said yes. Trapped 137 mph

I told him good thing I'm selling this LS1 guess ill have to get a LT1 now

He said yeah they are just as good as any LS1

I just shut up

Goose33

THE WORST and what I hate to hear:

Showed a friends dad my cammed 4.8 and open the cutout
He said yeah no big deal. Eric's truck does that when he flips the same switch. I said no Eric has a a diesel that's a lope tune. He said yeah just like u got.


Anytime I had my truck people always ask:
"what kinda tune you got on that?"
Or
"where can I get a lope tune for my 1/2 ton?"

Oh my it hurts to even tell the stories.

nonnieselman

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Spill the beans!!!!!

Haha gah i love these stories. Sad part is, nobody can just make up something like that.....

ak2007r6

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An older gentleman that has quite a few classic cars and has had a few nice classic trucks bought a Turbo Beatle for a DD and was trying to tell me how our vehicles were similar and how fast his car was.

I just smiled and told him I am glad he enjoys his new car.

AKlowriderZ71

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I had a guy with a built 6.2/ProCharged crew cab 4x4 truck tell me he gets 20 mpg highway. Truck looked way too fast to get that kind of mpg's.

ak2007r6

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As long as it NEVER enters boost and the converter stays locked and there is a slight tail wind.......it does pretty good on the hwy

dirt track racer 81

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Got told the other day that nitrous doesn't add much power and that his his dodge gas burner will beat my truck cause he had two chips, so I told him I had 15...

Had a girl at the bar the other night tell me she had the fastest truck in town(stock lightning), so I asked her if she was gonna let me spray it and she said no, so I told her to take her blower belt off and she said no cause its factory. So i said you think anything in my truck is factory? So she wouldn't race me on motor but still claimed to have the fastest truck.

Jake99

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Seen a guy had a pimped out 99 grand am (worst iv ever seen) tell me it had stage 3 intake and exhaust and it had run low 12s and hi 9s with the chip on.

Also had a guy tell me once his buddy had an 06 Camaro with a 7 level chip and had run 9s and it was only on level 5. (must of been around diesels to much lol)

Goose33

^^^haha my favorite type sayings
"what u got done to it?"

"chip n stuff." haha

tiffo60

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I had a co-worker(oldtimer) that bought a 06-07 1500 with the 6.0L and he was convinced it was a 400ci. After going back and forth for a few minutes I just gave up.....