I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.

I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A POOR STARVING COLLAGE STUDENT A BREAK?"

HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.

I CALLED HIM A NAME.

HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.

SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME.

HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.

THIS WENT ON & ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.

I DIDN'T CARE!!!

MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A "HILLARY IN '08" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.

 

That's some good stuff.....

 

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damn, how many times have I heard that joke in my lifetime.....

 

5 ?...

 

more like 900

 

1st time for me. that's some funny stuff.

 

thts great.. i think i heard that joke a few years back for the Gore and bush elections.

 

So did this really happen or what... J/K...I heard it several times too. Good one though.

P.S. Can you really get tickets for worn tires...cus if its true... I might get a ticket. Just the rear tires are worn though...