Chevrolet

C-onstanly
H-aving
E-very
V-ehicle
R-ecalled
O-ver
L-ousy
E-ngineering
T-echniques


Anyone that's followed Ford lately can see the irony in a Ford driver posting this particular one, but I find it funny. Let's see what ya got bitches, I wanna hear some good ones.

Laters

 

Fix
or
repair
daily

LOL VERY OLD

Found
on
rust
dump

 

GMC = GREATLY MECHANICALLY CHALLENGED / GETS MURDERED CONSTANTLY /
GOODWILL'S MOST CHERISHED

GM = GARBAGE MOTORS / GOT MURDERED / GETTA MUSTANG

FORD = FOUND ON ROAD DEAD / FUCKED ON RACE DAY / FUCKED OVER RREBUILT DODGE / **** ONLY RIDE DICK / FIX OR RREPAIR DAILY / backwards: DRIVER RETURNS ON FOOT

Here are a few more that I've heard around...
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually
Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Garbage Manufacturing Company

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

GM= Got Mechanic?

GM - Mark of Ignorance
Cracked heads, every valve rattles, oil leaks every time.

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.

 

I'm a Chevy guy, but I've always loved this one for MOPAR = Move Over ***** And Race

also FIAT=Fix It Again Tony

GM = General Menagerie (sp?)

I've heard one for Pontiac that isn't very nice

 

Yeah, I've heard that one too. Slightly inapropriate, but still funny. Somewhat.

 

I've got a few......
Chevrolet: Chews Heads, Eats Valves, Runs Only Lousy E.T.s
Cheap Heavily Equipped Vehicle Running On Least Expensive Tires
GMC: Garbage Man's Choice
Georgia Man's Cadillac
Gonna Miss Church
Ford: Flip Over, Read Directions

Here are some non-truck ones:

Porsche: Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
BMW: Bust My Wallet
Wanted Mercedes Benz (read backwards)
Buick: Built Under Influence of Captain Kangaroo

 

i rather push a chevrolet than drive a ford. stupid.

 

PONTIAC Poor Old Nevermind...............

 

HEMI Help Everyone Me Igronant...DUH.....

 

Im a Chevy guy but I still like
Move Over People Are Racing