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Old 05-11-2007, 06:45 PM
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From College Humor:

1 - Buy cheap antique-like vase from thrift store.

2 - Tell girlfriend that your grandmother gave it to you and make up an elaborate and meaningful history relevant to your entire family.

3 - Wait for girlfriend to get blackout drunk. (And end up sleeping at your place)

4 - Break vase.

5 - When girlfriend wakes up, be sitting at your desk trying to glue the vase back together.

6 - Tell girlfriend that she broke the vase while she was drunk.

7 - Wait for girlfriend to say "OMG, how can I make it up to you?"
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lol. NICE!!!!!
Old 05-22-2007, 03:21 PM
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You forgot step 8...

Get slapped in the face, and promptly go from a steady twosome to a one some.
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