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Old 04-04-2008, 08:23 PM
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lol

did she really stab you? like the pen was stuck in your hand or where ever?

my wife might point out a hot chick one day. they bitch me out for looking toward a girl another day. no consistancy
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Originally Posted by NoChrome
I dont want to whip her *** till she pops the kid out, then her *** is going down the stairs.

wow.. I always get a slap in the chest for something half stupid when shes ridin shotgun in the truck.. never stabbed tho. thats harsh. And my girl usually sees them before I do and says somethin like "****** *****.." and I cunningly-- "yep.. ****** *****..."
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lol, mine points them out to me and tells me to look...
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Originally Posted by parish8
lol

did she really stab you? like the pen was stuck in your hand or where ever?

my wife might point out a hot chick one day. they bitch me out for looking toward a girl another day. no consistancy
more like a poke, and no didnt draw blood this time, but I have had a fork stuck in my thigh, I grabbed her sisters *** cause I thought it was my wife, who happened to be at the kitchen table watching me.
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Originally Posted by NoChrome
more like a poke, and no didnt draw blood this time, but I have had a fork stuck in my thigh, I grabbed her sisters *** cause I thought it was my wife, who happened to be at the kitchen table watching me.
YIKES! quite a mix up.. quite embarassing if it was at a family gathering haha
Old 04-04-2008, 09:49 PM
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you know a chick is awsome when she notices the girl first and says "woah look shes hot, look at her" lol one in a million
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Originally Posted by NoChrome
more like a poke, and no didnt draw blood this time, but I have had a fork stuck in my thigh, I grabbed her sisters *** cause I thought it was my wife, who happened to be at the kitchen table watching me.
I came close to something similar. I went to my mo-in-laws to meet the wife. When I walk in there is, what I thought was my wife, standing with the back to the door. I put my arm around her waist and quickly realize it is a strange female that I had never seen in my life. I was embarresed of course and proclaimed to my wife from down the hall that I saw the blonde hair and thought it was you. She then corrected me that she has had a redish brown hair color for more than a year. Talk about looking like an ***.
I'm just glad I didn't slap her on the *** like I normally would have my wife.
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what i want to know is are you celebrating pre 420? your typing some funny stuff
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Originally Posted by NoChrome
I grabbed her sisters *** cause I thought it was my wife, who happened to be at the kitchen table watching me.
[Rodney Carrington voice] "That was a shitty Christmas!" [/Rodney Carrington voice]



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Originally Posted by trever1t
lol, mine points them out to me and tells me to look...
+1 why do you think i married her


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