My dad finally understands that its not nitro

 

Its NAWSSSSSSSS

 

my girlfriend asks "what do you love more me or your car?" so i just turn up the stereo and keep on driving.lol

 

when i had the 4.8 a while back i was racing an srt-4. then he pulls down the window and asks " daaaam you have a 454 in that thing?" i said no then h'es like " dam you must have nitrous on it then!!"

 

On my white truck (the Hemi) from some dumb assed ricer: That thing's got a miss!
Me: Yeah, I need to take it back to Dodge and ask them what's wrong with it. (Mind you, I've got a cam in her).
Ricer: What's it run?
Me: *shrugs* Line up and find out. Bet I can beat ya even with it "missing".
He wouldn't line up...

At an auotparts store: "That truck doesn't have the ***** to do a burnout"-from a guy behind the counter. It concluded with me engulfing her in a cloud of tire smoke in their parking lot and the parts monkey stuck his head out the door with a dumbfounded look. I will say, those big greasy black marks didn't come off their parking lot for over a month.

On my black Dodge (The Diesel): "That thang a diesel?" After making a run at the track...if you've been around CTD's you know they smoke like crazy to begin with...much less after 45k of mods

On my black Chevy (The 454SS): Him: Why is it so loud?
Me: I've got an exhaust leak.
Him: The cops will write you up over that
Me: Does free flowing exhaust mean anything to you?
Him: Oh ****, I know what I'm looking at now!

 

Me at a carwash wiping down things under the hood...

Guy walks up and asks me if its a Duramax, (mind you this is a lowered 1/2 ton ext cab)

Me-no, its just a stock 5.3, with a cam and some boost

Him- that truck didn't come with that motor did it?

Me-yes, 130K miles ago actually

Him- then howd it get that turbo on it???

Me- cause I put it on it

Him- I thought you could only get one "behind the truck" (referring to an STS) in these and only for a 6.0

Me- no, actually a guy in Wyoming made it for me his name's Kyle Brown... Its a front mounted intercooled kit...

Him- no way, its got a front mount??? (Like ricers refer to their intercoolers as)

Me- you're looking at it retard

: I close hood and drive away:

 

LMAO Man what did you relocate your radiator behind you bumper so it cools better.. Looks fat...... (me) Yah, you wouldn't believe how much cooler it runs... (him) I bet.......HAHAHAHHAHA

Hey your truck sounds sweet, what is in it a 454..... (me) Laughing thanks man, yep how you know.... IDOITS, to name a few

 

Hey john you should get your power steering pump fixed its about to go out...

 

Yea I get the "you got big block in that thing" all the time lol

 

Hey your 78 does sound like a freakin big block so that doesnt count