Where did your screen name come from?
#74
Spoolin is known to derive from the ancient Cherokee Indians, as a ritual duel between a naked man with nothing but a wooden spear against a full grown male alligator with rabies. The alligator is trapped for months with no food in a dark 10ft hole in the middle of camp. Once every 25 years the Cherokee would select one male from the tribe to engage the alligator in the fires of combat with deer organs strapped all over his body, and if he survived he would lead the tribes warriors into battle upon a wild horse... with NO saddle. Spoolin translates roughly into the English language to mean "fuckupagodamnalligatorandridehorseintobattleandhu rtballs". If the warrior returned to camp after battle, he would be rewarded for his courage, honor, and busted ***** with engaging in intercourse with 5 tribes women at the same time as well as the champion hunting dogs, which were hog tied in the Chiefs Tee pee. Thats were spoolin got his name from. Chief ''light foot horse dick'' is known as a god to the ancient Cherokee, because he was blessed with performing the ritual of the Spoolin 2 times in his natural born life. Fear the ritual of the Spoolin and it's living veterans.
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Spoolin is known to derive from the ancient Cherokee Indians, as a ritual duel between a naked man with nothing but a wooden spear against a full grown male alligator with rabies. The alligator is trapped for months with no food in a dark 10ft hole in the middle of camp. Once every 25 years the Cherokee would select one male from the tribe to engage the alligator in the fires of combat with deer organs strapped all over his body, and if he survived he would lead the tribes warriors into battle upon a wild horse... with NO saddle. Spoolin translates roughly into the English language to mean "fuckupagodamnalligatorandridehorseintobattleandhu rtballs". If the warrior returned to camp after battle, he would be rewarded for his courage, honor, and busted ***** with engaging in intercourse with 5 tribes women at the same time as well as the champion hunting dogs, which were hog tied in the Chiefs Tee pee. Thats were spoolin got his name from. Chief ''light foot horse dick'' is known as a god to the ancient Cherokee, because he was blessed with performing the ritual of the Spoolin 2 times in his natural born life. Fear the ritual of the Spoolin and it's living veterans.