Lets keep this going...**** gets reeeeal funny!

You know your a PERFORMANCE TRUCK owner when....

-You ride around a parking lot for 20 min before you park scoping out a location to park your baby so she wont get door dings!

-Your on the side of the road with a flat tire and your girl asks.."So, Wheres the spare?" and you mumble...."weight reduction

-You offer the hit to f-bodies and stangs and they look at you like you on drugs!

 

- When you ask to borrow a buddies truck for a move because your suspension can't handle the weight of a couch.

 

-when 98% of the people on here don't care about looks and you feel crazy posting a thread about looks

 

-when you wont hook a trailor to your truck because the 4k stall convereter will kill the trans

 

-when you have so many other gauges in the truck, you rarely look at the speedometer

 

- when your 6k rpm tach doesn't cut it anymore.

 

-When you consider going over a speed bump as off-roading.

 

- When sports cars don't want to race you.

 

When you have to explain to everyone in the truck why it so damm loud.

 

when the vette owner says one and the hit, what do you mean?