When your back window gives the kid in the back seat a lump on the back of his head after leaving a traffic light.

When you launch in 4wd on the street, and the truck starts hopping towards the ditch.

 

When you give someone an asthma attack instead of a thrill ride.

When you have traction problems at 70 plus

 

When your wife ask can we pick everyone up in your truck?(ecsb)You reply it only seats two.


When you to take your truck to drag strip over camping.

When your truck is faster then your z28.

When your trucks on jack stands for 9 months cause,you stripped the ring gear trying to race a gto on the freeway.It sat not cause you were broke.It was jus a good reason to change the setup.

 

When someone sees the decal on the back window of your truck and asks... "Tuned by Who? What's a tune?"

 

:deal:

 

when your truck sits in the garage for 6 months getting worked on even though it was perfectly fine when you bought it...

 

when ricers pull up next to you at a light, rev, then roll up their windows and get in the turn lane after you open your cutout and rev back at them.

 

even though you havent been drinking.. your friends still wont let you be the designated driver cause you always haul ***

 

you know you're a PT member when:fast is never fast enough; your average bank account balance is in the negatives; when deaf people tell you your truck is too loud; when you start the truck in a parking lot, some random fat woman ducks and screams "holy ****!"

 

When you do laps in a parking garage...